A soldier is running up the street and sees a nun
sister please I' ll explain later but may I hide under your dress
Puzzled the nun reluctantly agrees
minutes later 2 MPs come by and ask if shes seen a soldier
she replies no she hasnt.
After they leave the soldier comes out from under her dress and says thank you sister you see I really didnt want to go to Afghanistan, and pardon me for saying so but you really do have an amazing pair of legs.
With that the nun says thank you my boy
but had you looked up a little higher
you would have also seen an amazing set of nuts
for I also did not want to go to Afghanistan.....Sign in or sign up to post a comment.